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Joke Home > Celebrity Jokes > E.T.'s Eyes Wide Shut

E.T.'s Eyes Wide Shut

Total Views: 6,551

Last Updated: 5/16/2002

Number Votes: 39 | Average: 1.59

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill!

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