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From sam pitti on 3/5/2010

My socks are having a party. Do your pants wanna come down??
 
From shawna leikarri on 2/28/2010

I got a mouth full fo skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?
 
From harold shanan on 2/17/2010

Do you know karate...Cause your body's kickin'
 
From jarod dewards on 2/11/2010

are those space pants? cause your butt is out of this world.
 

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From Billy Bob on 1/30/2010

*If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.
 
From roy jeb on 1/29/2010

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From Bob Joe on 1/29/2010

I need a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.
 
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From Tyler Black on 1/20/2010

Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind?
 
From Big Dave on 1/6/2010

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
 
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From carmela jarder on 12/31/2009

lam mo, lumiit ka...kasi ati nasa isip kita,ngaun nasa puso na
 
From B S on 12/28/2009

Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
 
From samantha herron on 12/23/2009

are u from tennasee cause ur the only 10 i see or did u blow wind cause u blow me awAY
 
From Gabrielle Haidl on 12/21/2009

Do you have a quarter? I need to call your dad and thank him. I forgot on my way out this morining.
 
From brandie jones on 12/17/2009

im a leprechaun...wanna taste my lucky charms?
 
From Thomas bob on 12/9/2009

do you work at subway cause yor givin me a footlong
 
From luindsay carseen on 12/5/2009

I am a love pirate. I like your boooty arrrgh
 
From gmhfbqgxcr gmhfbqgxcr on 11/30/2009

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From danny harris on 11/28/2009

I think there's something in your eye. Oh wait it's just a twinkle.
 
From chase hunter on 11/27/2009

im like a rubix cube... the more you play with me the harder i get
 
From DOUCHE BAG on 11/26/2009

do the math, add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and multiply
 
From cheyanne grube on 11/26/2009

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From cheyanne grube on 11/26/2009

I love you as much as a bright shining star falling through the midnight sky.
 
From John Muyers on 11/24/2009

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
 
From adrian beltran on 11/17/2009

wow i put a thermometer on you and it just broke
 
From adrian beltran on 11/17/2009

hey[she looks]don't i remember you from somewhere''she''[where]from the new show hottest babes
 
From tom parley on 11/16/2009

Do you work for UPS?(No) Oh i could have sworn you were checking out my package.
 
From Meaghan bob on 11/5/2009

I hope you know cpr ( why) Because you just took my breath away
 
From Kati Mary on 11/3/2009

Are you a parking ticket? (girl says no or something like that) 'Cause you got fine written all over you!
 
From yoyo yippie yo on 10/30/2009

Can i peek atcu (pikachu)

Are you from tenessee casue your the only ten i see


Did it hurt (when) when you feel from heaven
 
From Danny Rehak on 10/24/2009

Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
 
From Tiago Caserio on 10/23/2009

my penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind?
 
From Tiago Caserio on 10/23/2009

Do you work at subway? [no, why?] because you just gave me a footlong.
 
From Cyrene Larson on 10/10/2009

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first ;)
 
From Cyrene Larson on 10/10/2009

Wanna do something that rhymes with truck?
 
From your mama on 10/8/2009

if i could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together
 
From aaron griffith on 9/18/2009

im inviserble (realy) yep can you see me (yes)
how about tonight
 
From karl felix on 9/2/2009

Are you a lightswitch?why?Coz you really turn me on
 
From brianna narolis on 8/31/2009

You know what would go good on ur hot dog?
Mayo
 
From s f on 8/29/2009

Hey babe, I've been watching u from different angles but I'd really like to know all of them.
 
From tahji guilford on 8/18/2009

u may fall from the sky,u may fall from a tree,but the best way to fall is in love with me
 
From luke stevens on 8/16/2009

girl you in my town .....now take that shirt off
 
From Phil SpaceRocket on 8/12/2009

I Have Raisins How Bout a Date
 
From Jeni Helbling on 8/11/2009

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
 
From Jo Mamma on 8/6/2009

Hey, I just got my room soundproof. Would you like to go test it out?
 
From nick cambria on 8/5/2009

To conserve water, we should shower together
 
From 3 4 on 7/27/2009

Did I just die and go to hell, cause your hot.
 
From diana k on 7/23/2009

Want to play battleship? I'll show you my destroyer!
 
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