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From john smith on 7/22/2010

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From antwan smith on 7/10/2010

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From Kayce Brown on 7/9/2010

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From Adam Jacobson on 7/6/2010

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From Brandin Davis on 6/29/2010

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From ankit bhandari on 6/26/2010

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From james polette on 6/17/2010

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From Keke :-) on 6/9/2010

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From Keke :-) on 6/9/2010

Is your dad a thief? [no why?] Because i he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.


another is...


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From Keke :-) on 6/9/2010

YOU:what has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk? HER:what?
YOU:My zipper
 
From Keke :-) on 6/9/2010

I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
 
From Keke :-) on 6/9/2010

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From Keke nothing on 6/9/2010

I must be a pirate, because i am diggin' that booty!
 
From lala huhu on 6/8/2010

if your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is CHristmas, Can I visit between the holidays?
 
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From callum pursall on 5/25/2010

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From Duane Brown on 5/23/2010

Your so Sexy, you make me wanna go outside and hug complete strangers
 
From Little Mane Lemieux on 5/12/2010

Have you ever been to a rock concert becuase you got a rocking body.
 
From hey hey on 5/10/2010

hey r u form new jersie? [no whi] cuz bebbie ure jersie is NEW! LOL [ur funnie.. lets go to ure house]oke now fock heR LOL!!!n heer is da other one i use dis ALOT LOL!!:
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From hey hey on 5/10/2010

hey gurl
[hai]
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From molly davies on 5/7/2010

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From Kayy Whoknows on 4/26/2010

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From jamellia gibbs on 4/23/2010

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From pennisa dicks on 4/22/2010

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From Dominique Smith on 4/21/2010

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From danielle . on 4/16/2010

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From Stephanie Obrigewitsch on 4/13/2010

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From tyler farmer on 4/13/2010

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From Isabel Charles on 4/11/2010

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Cause Your On FIRE!
 
From pie hax on 4/8/2010

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From Justin Stallings on 3/12/2010

Are you a rubber ball, because you're bouncing all over the place and I would totally pay a quarter for you.
 
From sam pitti on 3/5/2010

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From shawna leikarri on 2/28/2010

I got a mouth full fo skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?
 
From harold shanan on 2/17/2010

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From jarod dewards on 2/11/2010

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From Billy Bob on 1/30/2010

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From roy jeb on 1/29/2010

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From Bob Joe on 1/29/2010

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From Tyler Black on 1/20/2010

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From Big Dave on 1/6/2010

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From B S on 12/28/2009

Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
 
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