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My socks are having a party. Do your pants wanna come down??
I got a mouth full fo skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you know karate...Cause your body's kickin'
are those space pants? cause your butt is out of this world.
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*If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.
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I need a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.
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Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind?
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lam mo, lumiit ka...kasi ati nasa isip kita,ngaun nasa puso na
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
are u from tennasee cause ur the only 10 i see or did u blow wind cause u blow me awAY
Do you have a quarter? I need to call your dad and thank him. I forgot on my way out this morining.
im a leprechaun...wanna taste my lucky charms?
do you work at subway cause yor givin me a footlong
I am a love pirate. I like your boooty arrrgh
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I think there's something in your eye. Oh wait it's just a twinkle.
im like a rubix cube... the more you play with me the harder i get
do the math, add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and multiply
I LOVE BIG DICKS...MM 8====D
I love you as much as a bright shining star falling through the midnight sky.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
wow i put a thermometer on you and it just broke
hey[she looks]don't i remember you from somewhere''she''[where]from the new show hottest babes
Do you work for UPS?(No) Oh i could have sworn you were checking out my package.
I hope you know cpr ( why) Because you just took my breath away
Are you a parking ticket? (girl says no or something like that) 'Cause you got fine written all over you!
Can i peek atcu (pikachu)
Are you from tenessee casue your the only ten i see
Did it hurt (when) when you feel from heaven
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
my penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind?
Do you work at subway? [no, why?] because you just gave me a footlong.
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first ;)
Wanna do something that rhymes with truck?
if i could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together
im inviserble (realy) yep can you see me (yes)
how about tonight
Are you a lightswitch?why?Coz you really turn me on
You know what would go good on ur hot dog?
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Hey babe, I've been watching u from different angles but I'd really like to know all of them.
u may fall from the sky,u may fall from a tree,but the best way to fall is in love with me
girl you in my town .....now take that shirt off
I Have Raisins How Bout a Date
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
Hey, I just got my room soundproof. Would you like to go test it out?
To conserve water, we should shower together
Did I just die and go to hell, cause your hot.
Want to play battleship? I'll show you my destroyer!
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