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hey girl if i was a napkin would you blow me
boy/girl are you a libraby book because im checkin you out?
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my name is bond,james bond
you so fine ill drink a gallon of your piss to see where it cams from.
Lets Make like fabric softener and snuggle!
Is your dad a thief? [no why?] Because i he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
another is...
Is your father a baker? Because those are AMAZIN' buns.
YOU:what has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk? HER:what?
YOU:My zipper
I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
"Im from the F.B.I female body inspecter and i need you to asume the position."
I must be a pirate, because i am diggin' that booty!
if your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is CHristmas, Can I visit between the holidays?
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Your so Sexy, you make me wanna go outside and hug complete strangers
Have you ever been to a rock concert becuase you got a rocking body.
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ure bodie is lyk a temple... cn i enter da temple? LOL[lol ur so funnie wanna fock?] oke n ow u cn fock her.. heer is da other one (for gurlz) hey bebbie i wanna ask wats dat mountain in ure pantz LOL [hmmm ur good.. its ma big wood wanna see it?]sure bebbie oke now get focked!! LOL
SO Bi-Bi gurlz and gentalmanz!
hey gurl
[hai]
r u from englnd?? cuz ure a FATASS
r u from jamica coz ur makin me crazy
I wish you were my teeth so I could grind you in my sleep.
whatvever it is you sellin give me 10
your legs looks good. when do they open?
Danng!I Should Get My Credit Card 'Cause I'm Checkin You Out!
baby, your like a light switch, you turn me on!
Hey baby, You've got bigger tits then I do, What are you doing tonight?
are your legs doors, because i wanna kno what time they open
Do You Hsve A Fire Extinguisher? [No? Why]
Cause Your On FIRE!
Get in the van!
Are you a rubber ball, because you're bouncing all over the place and I would totally pay a quarter for you.
My socks are having a party. Do your pants wanna come down??
I got a mouth full fo skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?
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Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
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