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Midget in a Bar

A midget walks into a bar after a day of vigorous workouts. He says, give me ten beers! No problem, says the barkeep.  About ten minutes later when the midget had finished his drinks, he asked, Where is your bathroom? Down the stairs to your left. The bartender explained, five minutes after, he came back and said, do you have a stool? I can't reach the urinal. Okay, here. The bartender said. Could youi take it down please? I'm drunk and I don't want to fall. The midget asked. Sure thing, the bartender replied. I might as well go now, my break isn't for another hour. the bartender said to himself while the midget was doing his business. Whoa!!! That thing is huge!! Can I hold it? The midget asked. What? Why? the bartender said confusedly. Something like that only comes around once in a while. The midget stated. Oh alright, the bartender sighed. So the midget is holding the guys balls on top of the barstool, and he says, Now give me your wallet or I'll jump.

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