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From Andy Tran on 1/22/2012
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dr.Pepper was a doctor
From justin mosher on 1/11/2012
yo momma is like homdepo is only wroth 10 cents a screw
From andre smith on 1/1/2012
your momma so ugly she walked in the grass and it shited
From jeffrey lopez on 12/26/2011
your momma is so fat when she was in outer space sientist though they dicoverd a new planet
From andre smith on 12/26/2011
yo mommy so gay she pale in the lip
From Shane Dawson on 12/22/2011
Yo mama so stupid she thought your girl friend was a gay homo sexual by the way visit my YouTube channel
From robbie murray on 12/15/2011
yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks and she blows and she gets layed in the closet
From madison lassiter on 12/2/2011
yo mama's so big, that when she go's into the oceain the wails start singing "we are family"
From Noneofyourbusiness Sunofabeach on 11/23/2011
Yo mama so poor,when someone used a red wagon,she said "Come back with my family car".
From Chanjou Park on 11/19/2011
Yo mama so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the bitch
From Chanjou Park on 11/19/2011
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
From Matt Sassack on 11/16/2011
Yo mama so fat, I can't even fit her into this yo mama joke!
From breanna king on 11/15/2011
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STARIS THEY WENT VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From breanna king on 11/15/2011
YO MAMA SO NASTY SHE WAS LICKING YO BOOTY HOLE AN SAID UMMMM!!!! I TASTE SUGAR
From breanna king on 11/15/2011
yo mama so stupid she herd the ice cream truck an said WHERE THE TWINKIES AT !!!!!
From breanna king on 11/15/2011
yo mama so nasty she pulled her pussy out an stunk up the room
From skylar burton on 11/8/2011
yo mama so fat she was a trampleen on her sons birth day
From Kalawa Ha on 10/27/2011
Yo mama's so fat that when she was floating in space and Neil Armstrong passed, he said "Hey guys! We're early."
From Bradley Lester on 10/27/2011
Yo Mama is so stupid she thought that cupcakes were gay cookies
From Bradley Lester on 10/27/2011
Yo Mama so old that when God said let there be light she hit the light switch
From carlose redd on 10/27/2011
yo mama so stupid she tried to through a rock at the ground and missed
From carlose redd on 10/27/2011
yo mama so poor i saw her onthe sidewalk kicking a soda can and i told her wat are u doin and she said moving duhh!!
From Raz Feare on 10/17/2011
yo momma is so fat Your Fat Asshole
From the Miz on 10/13/2011
Yo mamma so dumb when she saw a I mat she stepped all over it cause it was a mat
From Bryan Comer on 10/11/2011
yo mama's so fat when they pulled her out of the ocean it took a year to fill back up.
From Bryan Comer on 10/11/2011
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the sofa it exploded like a pinata!
From Bryan Comer on 10/11/2011
Your mama is soo fat her car tires have stretch marks!
From ethan pawa on 10/6/2011
yo mammas so fat she sat on the tv and watched the couch
From ethan pawa on 10/6/2011
yo mamas so scary freedy kugger had nightmares and yo mamas so hairy she lifted her armpits and bob marley poped out
From Elsa Garcia on 10/4/2011
Yo mamma so dumb she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company
From Elsa Garcia on 10/4/2011
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a chair it boke and all the people said damm
From Hannah Reese on 10/2/2011
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor
From Hannah Reese on 10/2/2011
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill hersrlf by jumping out the basement window
From Hannah Reese on 10/2/2011
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted the news poped on and NASA said we have a problem
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mama is so skinny she needs to use dental floss to wipe her butt
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mamas so dumb she went to the dentist for bluetooth ;)
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mamas house is so dirty, she has yo wipe her feet to go outside.
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mama's so fat she had enough space on her driveway to iron her t-shirts and pants
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for excercise...... ;)
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mama's so fat, she used cheerio's as earrings :p
From Sally Godhaven on 10/1/2011
Yo mama's hair is so short, it looks like she has stitches on her head!
From Harry Shuttleworth on 9/25/2011
Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
From mike lewis on 9/25/2011
yo momma so damn ugly i saw her and said its halloween already
From mike lewis on 9/25/2011
yo momma so stupid she tried to buy tickets to Xbox Live
From mike lewis on 9/25/2011
Yo Mamma So tall she hang her clothes on telephone poles.
From Harry Shuttleworth on 9/25/2011
Your mama so fat when she wore her yellow rain jacket and stood on the road someone called taxi
From Harry Shuttleworth on 9/25/2011
Your Mama so poor when i Walked through her front door I tripped over her back fence
From ryan daughtery on 9/23/2011
yo mamma is so ugerly even bob the bulder says we can fix it
From eric nincomepoop on 9/20/2011
yo mammas so fat she madd jabba the hutt say damn
From Harrison Greenberg on 9/18/2011
Yo mamma so stupid she put her head in front of a fan and thought it was a blowjob
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