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From daesya sturdivant on 7/22/2010
your mama so fat that when she sat down she caused the earthquake in hadi
From daniel sturdivant on 7/22/2010
yo mama so stupid i hade to teach her the abc
From daego sturdivant on 7/22/2010
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
From Andrew Prentice on 7/20/2010
Yo Mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone
From ur mom on 7/17/2010
yo mom
From Cian O'Daly on 7/14/2010
yo mama so stupid she went in a sewer pipe and said where is bowsers castle
From Cian O'Daly on 7/14/2010
Yo mama so fat when she went on a scale it said 100 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 get the f@#* off.
From Shadow TheHedgehog on 7/14/2010
Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
From on on on 7/11/2010
Your mother is so fat , she got paid to be a speedbump . ( : !
From Crozen R on 7/9/2010
Yo mama so fat that she used dinosaur claws to brush her teeth.
From Matthew Richards on 7/9/2010
yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in the car
From emma rodriguez on 7/6/2010
your mamma so poor wen i saw her digging in th trash i asked her wat she was doing she said"grocrey shopping"
From mbaraka corstorphan on 7/6/2010
yo mama so ugly/bob the builder looked at her face and said "I CANT FIX THIS"
From andrew pimlott on 7/5/2010
Yo mamma so poor her idea of a tv dinner is to watch a cookery show
From coco loco on 7/5/2010
yo mamma so ugiy she open a bag of chips and they all broke
From Selim Aydi on 7/1/2010
Yo moma is so ugly that she put an insurance on het mirrors
From Selim Aydi on 7/1/2010
Yo mama is so ugly, that she had no more money to buy new mirrors
From matthew siek on 6/30/2010
Yo mama so dum she tried to put m,ms in abc order.
From Gavin Geno on 6/28/2010
yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
From hunter lane on 6/28/2010
shes fat
From Gavin Geno on 6/28/2010
Yo mama so fat her belt size is um um lose some weight bitch
From hunter lane on 6/28/2010
Yo mma so stupid she bought a payday candy bar cause she thought there was money inside
From Gavin Geno on 6/28/2010
Yo mama so skinny she can hula hoop in a cherrio
From Hunter Lane on 6/28/2010
yo mama so fat she went to tokyo and they said godzillas back
From GAVIN GENO on 6/28/2010
yo mama so poor when istepped on a lit cigarette she said who put out the heat
From GAVIN GENO on 6/28/2010
yo mama so old she sat beside jesus in pre school
From GAVIN GENO on 6/28/2010
Yo mama so fat when she steped on a scale it said 1 at a time please
From zaheriah ateyyat on 6/22/2010
yo mama so stupid it took her a hour to make 1 min rice
From jami nash on 6/15/2010
yo mamma so fat even dora couldnt explore-her
From colby clakley on 6/14/2010
yo mamma so old i slapped her in the back her titte fell off
From colby clakley on 6/14/2010
yo mamma so old i slapped her in the back her titte fell off
From harrison dowden on 6/13/2010
yo mommas so fat she went to court the judge said order in the court she said ill have a big mack and fries please
From harrison dowden on 6/13/2010
yo mommas so stupid she got locked in wollworths and died of starvation
From Christopher Granado on 6/13/2010
Yo mamas so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals"
From abigail weber on 6/12/2010
yo mamma is soo fat this little boy said mommy mommy a giant
From abigail weber on 6/12/2010
your mamma is big before she moved out her mom said time to get the hell out of the freckiing bathroom
From indiya sammons on 6/12/2010
yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window the cops arsted her for moning
From indiya sammons on 6/12/2010
yo mamma is soo fat she is soo green she glows in the dark
From taffy flanegan on 6/5/2010
yo mama is so fat full stop
From amanda gomez on 6/2/2010
yo mamma so stupid she stole a free loaf of bread from pick n save
From johnathan collins on 6/2/2010
your mama so poor yall had fried chicken one night and licked yall fingers the next night
From jfdiojg'zf dskl;gjns;djkg on 5/30/2010
you mama is so fat she said she was gonna sit around the and literally sat around it
From ally patterson on 5/29/2010
yo mamma so ugly she walked outside and the neighbors called animal control.
From ally patterson on 5/29/2010
yo mamma so poor she has a milkshake at mcdonalds on layaway.
From ally patterson on 5/29/2010
yo mamma so old she turned to the history channel to see if she was on it.
From hayden stover on 5/21/2010
yo mama is so fat whin she goes pee it gets all over her hoha
From DEONTAE CLAY on 5/21/2010
YO MAMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG WHEN SHE PASSED THE TV WE MESS 3 MOVIES
From Syed Dawdye on 5/19/2010
your mom is so stupid, she thinks that a "quarterback" means getting a refund.
From Ryan Logue on 5/17/2010
Yo mama is so stupid, when it was raining she said: Don't forget to flush!
From Ryan Logue on 5/17/2010
Yo mama so stupid, She got fired from the M&M Company for throwing out all the W's
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