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From isha muhina on 3/11/2010
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped off a cliff her blobber acted like a parashoot
From isha muhina on 3/11/2010
your mama is so fat that it took 2 weeks to print a picture of her
From .......... ............................... on 3/10/2010
yo mama is so fat she sunk the titanic
From YO MAMA on 3/7/2010
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SHOVED A BATTERY UP HER ASS AND SAID "I HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER ASSHOLES"
From YO MAMA on 3/7/2010
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTED THE WORLD SHOOK VIOLENTLY AND ALL THE PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT THE WORLD WAS ENDING!!!!!!!!
From ajmal isfahan on 3/7/2010
yo mama so stupid she called u a son of a bitch
From Israel Diaz on 3/6/2010
yo mamma is so ungly tiger woods broke her windows
From Israel Diaz on 3/6/2010
yo mamma is so short she tried to commit suacide on a curb
From fernando eztrada on 3/1/2010
youre mama is so old when i tapt her in the back her tities come off
From YO MAMA on 3/1/2010
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE DIED IN A STORE BECAUSE SHE DIED OF STARVE.
From YO MAMA on 3/1/2010
TO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SPENT 25 DAYS STARING AT ORANGE JUICE, BECAUSE IT SAID 'CONCENTRATE'
From justino arthaud-baza on 2/28/2010
yo momma is like a track burning 20 pieces of rubber a day
From justino arthaud-baza on 2/28/2010
yo momma is so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said,"I got the power."
From CockMan Bitchy on 2/27/2010
Yo mama so bored she stuck a twig up her butt then farted out of her pussy
From Joey Morris on 2/27/2010
Yo Mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt and she sang the song''I got the power!''
From dragan karlica on 2/17/2010
your mama is so stupid she saw a bus fulled whith white kids she said stop that twinky!!!
From brett layton on 2/17/2010
your mom is so fat that when she gos to the beach every one says solar eclips!
From david berouty on 2/17/2010
Yo mamma so fat, when she walks her butt cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
From Star Light on 2/11/2010
Yo momma is so fat, that even at school she couldn't fit in
From Star Light on 2/11/2010
Yo momma's face is like a wall---white with extra cracks
From Star Light on 2/11/2010
Yo momma's farts are like wind---it just blows you away.
From Star Light on 2/11/2010
Yo momma so poor, she couldn't afford a penny for her thoughts.
From Star Light on 2/11/2010
Yo momma so poor, she couldn't afford a penny for her thoughts.
From Alexander Orzuna on 2/7/2010
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate has an expiration date.
From dominick ruocco on 2/7/2010
yo momma so fat she caused the earth quake in hati ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From david issekya on 2/6/2010
yo mama so ugly to fiond the definiton of ugly u dont look at the dictionary u look at her face
From cristian chavez on 2/3/2010
yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weight scale it says "to be continue". yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weight scale it she says "look is my phone number"!
From cristian chavez on 2/3/2010
yo mama is so fat she doesn't even fit in this joke!
From samanytha gassin on 2/2/2010
your mamma is so fat when she picked u up for school ur friend wisperd in ur ear i didn't know u had a pet eleafent
From hot fella on 1/28/2010
your mama is so dirty she's got more crabs than a sea food platter!
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum is so old if she was a statue they wouldnt take her in the antique shop
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum so poor she needed a discount from a £1 shop
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum is faster than ussain bolt when it comes to food
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mums feet so big she has to put a sock on each toe
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum so fat she dreamed about eating marsh mellows and she woke up the pillows was gone
From Brian Gossard on 1/25/2010
Yo mamma so black she was riding a motor cycle and got a ticket for tented windows
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like clarrissa
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so stupid she failed special ed
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so stupid she went to watch tv and she sat on the tv and wathced the couch
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped of the couch
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mama is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook
From takeal clemons on 1/22/2010
yo momma is so poor she got a card board box put an x on spun it around and said theres you xbox360
From colton elkins on 1/19/2010
your mamma is so stupid that when she walked in to wall grens she said'witch wall is green
From martin hinson on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so poor when i walked in her front door i ended up in her backyard
From noah tuscan on 1/18/2010
yo mamma is so fat her bath tub is the carwash
From CLARRISSA tuscan on 1/18/2010
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID THE DOOR BELL RANG AND SHE ANSWERD THE MICROWAVE
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so fat she uses the planets to play pool
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so dumb her first time having phone sex she got her weiner caught in the cord ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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