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From Alexander Orzuna on 2/7/2010
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate has an expiration date.
From dominick ruocco on 2/7/2010
yo momma so fat she caused the earth quake in hati ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From david issekya on 2/6/2010
yo mama so ugly to fiond the definiton of ugly u dont look at the dictionary u look at her face
From cristian chavez on 2/3/2010
yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weight scale it says "to be continue". yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weight scale it she says "look is my phone number"!
From cristian chavez on 2/3/2010
yo mama is so fat she doesn't even fit in this joke!
From samanytha gassin on 2/2/2010
your mamma is so fat when she picked u up for school ur friend wisperd in ur ear i didn't know u had a pet eleafent
From hot fella on 1/28/2010
your mama is so dirty she's got more crabs than a sea food platter!
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum is so old if she was a statue they wouldnt take her in the antique shop
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum so poor she needed a discount from a £1 shop
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum is faster than ussain bolt when it comes to food
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mums feet so big she has to put a sock on each toe
From tariq joseph on 1/26/2010
your mum so fat she dreamed about eating marsh mellows and she woke up the pillows was gone
From Brian Gossard on 1/25/2010
Yo mamma so black she was riding a motor cycle and got a ticket for tented windows
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so ugly she looks like clarrissa
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so stupid she failed special ed
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so stupid she went to watch tv and she sat on the tv and wathced the couch
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mamma is so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped of the couch
From austin duncan on 1/24/2010
yo mama is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook
From takeal clemons on 1/22/2010
yo momma is so poor she got a card board box put an x on spun it around and said theres you xbox360
From colton elkins on 1/19/2010
your mamma is so stupid that when she walked in to wall grens she said'witch wall is green
From martin hinson on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so poor when i walked in her front door i ended up in her backyard
From noah tuscan on 1/18/2010
yo mamma is so fat her bath tub is the carwash
From CLARRISSA tuscan on 1/18/2010
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID THE DOOR BELL RANG AND SHE ANSWERD THE MICROWAVE
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so fat she uses the planets to play pool
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so dumb her first time having phone sex she got her weiner caught in the cord ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so ugly she had 2 get u high and drunk just 2 breastfeed you
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma's ass so big it looks like 2 pigs fightin over milk duds
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volts waggons
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma eats biscuits like tic-tacs
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so short u can see her feet on her drivers liscence photo
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma's so short she posses for trophys
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma's teeth so yellow the bitch spits butter
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma's gums so black she spits yoo-hoo
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so hairy she was eating a banana and they put her back in the zoo
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so fat after sex she smokes turkeys.................... i rolled over 4 times and i was still on her
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so stank she gets soughrdough yeast infections
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so fat she sat on quarter and squished a bugger out of george washington's nose
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma is so old your daddy is jesus
From monkey butt on 1/18/2010
yo mamma so black, she became a priest and people called her holly shit
From noah tuscan on 1/17/2010
yo mamma is so fat she sat on walmartand loward the prices
From noah tuscan on 1/17/2010
yo mamma is so poor someone was walking down the road steped on a penny and she said get off my paycheck
From noah tuscan on 1/17/2010
yo mamma is so old she is black and white
From noah tuscan on 1/17/2010
yo mamma is so fat when she sat on walmrt she loward the prices
From noah tuscan on 1/17/2010
yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on walmart she loward the prices
From david white on 1/15/2010
yo moma's so fat that you took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing
From Jimmini billy bob tribbiani on 1/15/2010
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator she only goes down!
From Anthony Mcleod on 1/14/2010
Your moms a bitch
From enrique hernandez on 1/11/2010
yo mamma is so fat went to in n out she got in but she didn get out
yo mamma is so fat went to in n out
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