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Yo Mamma Is So Old...

• Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
• Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
• Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
• Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
• Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
• Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
• Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
• Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
• Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
• Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
• Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
• Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
• Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
• Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
• Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

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